This is the podcast for August 27, 2010.

It's not safe for work.

Recorded from deep inside the fiery heart of John Boehner's highly taxed tanning bed,

it's the professional left with drift glass and blue gal. Boy, I think Bainer needs a little more time on the tanning bed

If it will improve his speaking ability.

Shall we just go right after the minority leader?

That was the worst speech since, oh, John McCain.

I think John McCain, when John McCain spoke in front of the green screen that time.

Uh-huh.

Yes.

And he had a green background when Colbert was doing all the John McCain green screen,

and all of a sudden he's actually standing in front of a green background.

God bless you, John.

And it was the worst speech I'd ever heard until Boehner.

And Boehner can't give a speech.

That's the other thing.

It's just, wow.

I'd only heard him talk on Face the Nation, you know, or Fox before in kind of little

talking points.

And when you hear him actually give an argument or try to be wonky, wow.

It's really bad. It's really. You realize, oh my God, Bainer's an idiot. He really is just a friggin, you know.

I mean, he looks like the guy who's been hanging off the bar stool too long near the window.

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