Why am I here?

I don't have a, um, I don't have any new revelations or anything.

Outside of last week's conversation where I felt like it was sad that we couldn't be cordial, but I feel like we're being different.

Like, why am I here? If you hadn't made any revelations and there's no need for us to have a conversation.

Let me break down something to you. I feel like you're wasting my time and you're pissing me off.

Hi, everyone. Welcome to another episode of Everyone's Business, but mine with me, Cara Berry, married at first sight edition.

Oh, Lord, this episode, you know, I'll give it like a B-minus. I think it was pretty good. I feel like even though it wasn't maybe the most action-packed, it was still full of bullshit and

potential dysfunction within all of our relationships. So I loved it. You'll know I love mess. So this was a pretty good episode for me. All things considered.

Listen up with Ryan and Clara. You guys.

I feel like I should issue a semi-apology to Jacob because I thought he was the most boring man on the season, but it turns out it's Ryan.

My goodness. He is very boring. Like, at least Jacob, I don't want to give him any credit for all these quirks that he has, but

at least Jacob has like interests and passions. They all suck, you know, but like he has them. Ryan really just doesn't have anything going on. He's very like

just like, you know, he can use that he uses Instagram to post like a lot, like a lot of inspirational quotes, like a lot of them. Like he's posting multiple ones a day and his Instagram stories.

And that's just like an energy that I don't really want to be around. It's very like Chloe Kardashian post breakup.

And that's just like something that I don't need in my space, you know, in my energy.

So they go to like a, you know, make something out of clay and burn it and we'll give it to you two weeks later, kind of thing.

And Clara tells Ryan that crafts are really a safe space for her. They replace it makes her feel comfortable and she just really feels like she belongs.

So I guess Clara has like a whole craft room. She's on some like candy spelling shit and she asked Ryan, like, have you considered where the craft room would be when I move in after the, you know, the 90 days, how many days are we doing this 60 days, right?

After the two months are over. So

Ryan's like, yeah, you know, I actually have thought about that. And I just kind of figured that it would be in the garage.

This apparently they're trying to make drama out of this situation. And Clara says in a confessional, you know, it's nice that he has thought about where I'm going to fit in his home, but like I'm worried that maybe he's not committed because he wants to put my crafts in the garage.

Okay.

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