Hello and welcome to the J Train Podcast.

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You're joining us on a Monday or a Thursday with your emails, your questions, your stories.

And we're speaking right to your ear. I'm the little birdie. Tweet, tweet, tweet. Just fluttering over and letting you know that we're here for you.

Close your eyes. Feel the wind in your hair. Feel Papa J.T. whispering sweet nothings into your ear.

Now I want you to open those eyes. Look at the world. Tell the people about the J Train Podcast.

Every Tuesday and Thursday we give the advice. And it's the J Train Podcast every Monday and Thursday. It is every Monday and Thursday. We give the advice that you need.

And there's a small boy who misses his mother. He has where he is. She is listening to the J Train.

That's right. Every Monday and Thursday. Your emails, your stories, your questions. I got Shelby here on the ones and twos. Always a pleasure.

I'm laughing because before this podcast, my girlfriend is next to me. She says, don't scream. But she can only hear half of what I'm saying. She doesn't hear Shelby's music playing that I'm singing along with.

She said she was about the DM Shelby. I'm going to fucking kill you. I listen. We had to do the. She doesn't understand. You have this musical ability. You can't. I look inside all the time. It needs to be let out. I just need to let it out in that first five minutes of the podcast.

I'm saying about a young boy missing his mom because she's listening to the podcast. This is some deep shit. It's I mean, people just love Josh Groban. I just use amateur hour compared to what you're doing. Shelby, thank you. You're the only one on earth who understands me in my ability. And you don't try and clip my wings. Unlike someone I'm living with.

You're trying to get your legal that needs to so I got to stretch them up and we do it every Monday and Thursday here on the J train podcast. If you're listening right now, the special. I'm sure has billions of views at this point. But if it doesn't, if you haven't viewed it, socially distance, of course, that's the standup special.

I'm doing live shows and the live shows will not all different material from the special. That's right. We we go to work every day to make sure that the standup that you see is different than the YouTube special that you might have taken it with some friends. So I'm in for a lot of day. Omaha Nebraska. I probably already have been to some of these places.

It's just listen, Jared free.com Jared free.com for all my dates. I think Charleston is happening Charleston, South Carolina. I'm also coming to Atlanta is on is in the books. I don't know when that is again. We're all over the place. But socially distance, of course, that's the special. That is it. Go watch. If you haven't already. If you have, thank you, thank you. Thank you.

I'm very excited about today's guest. New to the podcast. Yeah.

This was like such an end on. We're not there yet. I'll bring you on.

Let's go ahead and some glitches. This never happens. I swear. Okay. It's the moment you've all been waiting for. A new guest.

They're the host of the pinky promise podcast hilarious comic Katie Royo. Thank you for coming on. Thank you for having me. That was like such a.

Such a the most intense intro that I have ever been a part of for any podcast. You got lucky. You got lucky because that I think that's a special one. Right Shelby?

I think that's one that we're going to remember because sometimes it's you know last last episode we had you know the guts music and I never know what's coming.

So I just want to go along with it. And that was really I felt an out of body experience from that was. Yeah. That was an epic improv moment that I just got to see.

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