The World’s Toilet Stall Wall

Yannis Pappas Hour

Yannis Pappas

News, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, News Commentary

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 19 November 2022

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Elon Musk has purchased the world’s toilet stall wall, Twitter. How’s it going? Will it work? Yanni ponders the midterms and what had happen. Yanni also breaks down the lotto and how the winner is always the government. Where does the money go? And finally, never, ever get on a boat if you have an ex or real money. Sponsors Mud WTR https://mudwtr.com/?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=rss-feed&utm_campaign=longdays Manscaped https://www.manscaped.com/?utm_source=LongDays%20with%20Yannis%20Pappas&utm_medium=podcast&discount=l3VXt422eIga&amount=20percent&name=LongDays%20with%20Yannis%20Pappas&utm_content=LongDays%20with%20Yannis%20Pappas Watch Yanni’s stand up special: https://youtu.be/ArlCFemEDvQ Join our Patreon for hilarious bonus episodes each week: https://www.patreon.com/yannilongdays Join our highlights page for podcast highlight clips: https://youtube.com/channel/UCfMy34qIYYy7XiRaHKO1ykw New episodes every Saturday and new bonus every Thursday on Patreon.com/yannilongdays Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	What's up everybody? Welcome to Long Days with Janice Papis, your podcast that stays
0:13.9	away from all of the hateful rhetoric we tried to just talk about what's going on in the
0:22.5	personal lives of the real housewives. We want you to just feel calm and comfy and
0:27.1	cozy. We are the CBD a podcast baby. We don't talk about anything. No anxiety. All we talk about
0:33.9	is stuff like toy news, reality TV news, what's going on in the personal lives of Steph Curry's parents,
0:41.7	and that's about it. We draw the line at politics. That's where we set up a wall. If you well,
0:49.3	that's a border we never go beyond. We're Truman. We're Truman in the Truman Show. Jim Carrey the Truman
0:56.6	Show. When we get to that edge, we're about to say something that might piss one side or the
1:00.4	other side off and we just stay away. I'm someone who's not polarizing. Everyone loves me. I am the,
1:08.7	how should we say, the Jerry Seinfeld of podcasts. We don't tap. We don't do any third real politics.
1:15.0	We're just an electric solar powered train that's running through with no third real topics. So
1:22.0	let's get right into it. The midterms drop is going to kill reporters.
1:29.7	We don't know what happened and I'll just be I'll just be straightforward with you. We're
1:33.7	recording this in 2018 and it's coming out in 2022. So for a topical show, that's a little bit
1:40.5	of a challenge. So we tried to find some evergreen news like Tesla having some problems because
1:47.9	40,000 cars have been recalled because their computers aren't functioning correctly. What happened?
1:52.6	Well, guys got in their car and they wanted to watch a little Netflix while it was charging up
1:57.4	and somehow Asian porn got on there. Who's getting in there? Well, I'll tell you, some hackers
2:02.3	are having some fun because like I said, our boy Elon is busy trying to figure out what he's
2:07.9	going to do with the world's bathroom wall. Good thing he bought that. What are people allowed
2:14.1	to post so they can read while they're shitting out of their mouth and while they're shitting out
2:20.5	of their ass? It's something that you scroll or post on when you want to shit out of your mouth
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