The World's Oldest Flamingo
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.9 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 8 September 2025
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Summary
It's been a crazy few days in the world of Luke and Pete. Peter's had a recent break ruined by the wanton destruction of an animal, Luke's had his week ruined by an exploded snowglobe, and there's some surprising news afoot from the Official GP of The Luke and Pete Show.
Elsewhere, the lads learn about the country's tallest ever policeman as well as take some more submissions for official jobs of the show, a section in which Luke does his best to denigrate yet more noble professions. Send all your complaints to [email protected]!
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| 0:00.0 | It's the Luca Peachie. |
| 0:08.0 | On Sunday, the 8th of September, Lucie. |
| 0:09.6 | On Monday, the 8th of September, Lucie. |
| 0:12.0 | How are you? |
| 0:14.0 | You keeping well? |
| 0:14.5 | I'm feeling quite autumnal. |
| 0:17.1 | For a few days in a row now, it's felt a bit blowy. |
| 0:20.7 | I've got rained on at lunchtime. And there's leaves everywhere. Yeah, Sarah is not a fan of autumn, and she's very upset about this. I like autumn. I think it's probably my favourite. I know. I know you're a... Awesome spring, I say. You're a... I had a warm... I had a message... Pumpkin spice latte guy. I'm not. I don't drink coffee. I found that stuff tedious. Is there not a little autumnal drink for the tea... Tea generation? Is there anything that one can do? Probably like a flavour tea. I don't know. Like a... Rubeuch tea or something like that. I'm having a, I'm currently drinking a strawberry, not a strawberry, some kind of raspberry concoction. Nice. The problem is the taste never lives up to the smell, does it? No, but if you do put the tea bag in your mouth, which Sarah catches me doing every now and again, she does, you can get a bit more out of it it's a problem in it's a problem is that |
| 1:12.2 | what you're saying like through through mouthfuls of like fragrant potpourri in a tea bag you get |
| 1:17.0 | more flavor out of it you do get more flavor out of you get more i had a message a couple of |
| 1:23.0 | weeks ago from um friend of the show and um pretty good content creator in her own right now, Laura Kirk, |
| 1:30.7 | who took a photo of her husband in a shacket on the 27th of August and said, |
| 1:37.3 | what's happening here? |
| 1:38.0 | And I said, that's fucking unacceptable. |
| 1:39.8 | Too early. |
| 1:40.4 | You can't be doing shackett before the first September. |
| 1:42.5 | He's Australian as well. |
| 1:43.4 | He should be instantly deported. The shackered protocol. Visa breach. It has to be. First September guys. First of September and onwards is the only time to bring out a shacket. Well, I think it depends on where you are in the country because I went up north this week or last |
| 2:01.0 | week and I at some points I had to put a cardigan on because it was just too cold. |
| 2:05.9 | Just too bloody cold up there. |
| 2:07.3 | You've got the odd shacket as well though. |
| 2:10.1 | I've got a few shackles in my in my shacket cupboard, yeah. |
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