Another Glass of Amniotic Fluid, Sir?

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2025

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Today's show opens with the bombshell revelation that Peter has enjoyed breakfast with the Oliver twins, creators of the Dizzy franchise! But what did they eat? Eggs, presumably. The lads also find time to revisit one of their favourite talking points - exactly when did it become necessary to drink so much water? Peter thinks it's a waste of time; he got all the hydration he needed from the amniotic fluid in his mother's womb.

Speaking of water, there's a new sewer being dug right outside Luke's house, courtesy of the good people at Thames Water, and before they go there's just enough time to discuss the government's phone alert test and your battery submissions. Onward!

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0:50.5	It is the Luke and a page show on a Thursday the 11th of September as we huddle towards another season where we drink beautiful lattes.
0:55.7	And we're heading towards basically the Christmas period where I up my green ginger wine levels. Incredibly. I've, I have become a bit of a green ginger wine enthusiast,
1:03.1	Lukie Moore, and I have been drinking it throughout the summer, and I will continue to do so
1:07.8	through the winter months. And I'm looking forward to. Everyone's got their idea of their lovely lattes and walks through a park as the leaves fall from the trees. But I'm very much a... I like to drink a bottle of green ginger wine a week. I'm literally on the bill lower than green ginger wine on this show now. That's correct. I don't even get a chance to say hello until you talk
1:28.4	about your green ginger wine.
1:29.4	Sorry.
1:29.4	I got excited.
1:30.1	I wasn't really sure
1:30.7	what to say about your week because sometimes we're recording and I say what we've been doing this week and sometimes you've got something sometimes you haven't. So I felt like I thought I'll throw in the green ginger wine grenade
1:42.0	and then you don't have to think about anything.
1:44.7	Weirdly enough, I was at a friend's house for dinner last weekend.
1:47.3	Yeah.
1:47.8	And it was a... Like I thought, I'll throw in the green ginger wine grenade. And then you don't have to think about anything.
1:44.7	Weirdly enough, I was at a friend's house for dinner last weekend. Yeah. And it was a beautiful dinner. I did a brisket of beef with some dough for noir's potatoes, some vegetables. Oh, yes, please. And a little lemon posset afterwards, which was very welcome. I wasn't expecting the dessert, but it came out. A welcome lemon posset. Very nice.
2:01.5	And then I was offered a drink after dinner.
2:05.1	I just finished my glass of wine.
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