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The world's most traveled box of crap.

It's one more thing.

Armstrong and Getty.

One more thing.

Before I get to that,

smells like a male goat around here somewhere, I feel like.

That's probably my goat.

I keep getting a whiff of male goat and I was out at the farm yesterday and I feel like I got it on my boots that I'm wearing or my jacket or something.

Do you know why male goats smell their way they do, Katie?

I've talked about this before as a guy who's had many, many goats on his farm.

I don't.

So to attract the ladies, they wear a cologne.

The cologne that they choose to wear is the scent of their own urine.

And the way they make them smell that way is they smell. that they choose to wear is the scent of their own urine. Ah.

And the way they make them smell that way is they stick their head down between their legs and

urinate on their face.

By the way, for the guys listening, don't bother.

I've already tried it.

And the answer is no.

They put their head down between their legs and urinate on the face and they do that like

every day all day.

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