The World's Largest Drum (Entry 144.CO0807)
Omnibus
Omnibus
4.6 • 2.7K Ratings
🗓️ 7 April 2026
⏱️ 70 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | Hello, we are transmitting to you from our present, which we can only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century. |
| 0:10.0 | Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental reference of strange and obscure human knowledge. |
| 0:19.0 | These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would |
| 0:24.8 | otherwise be lost. |
| 0:27.1 | Whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology |
| 0:31.9 | to decrypt our transmissions, this is our legacy to you. |
| 0:36.9 | This is our time capsule. This is the omnibus. |
| 0:41.3 | This is the omnibus. You have accessed entry 1444. |
| 1:10.0 | C.O.807. |
| 1:13.8 | Certificate number 31992, the world's largest drum. |
| 1:25.3 | Hello, Natalie. |
| 1:27.6 | Hi, John. |
| 1:28.7 | Welcome to the Omnibus Project. |
| 1:31.5 | Thank you so much. |
| 1:32.6 | I'm so excited to be here. |
| 1:33.9 | Where are you calling from? |
| 1:36.0 | I am in Houston, Texas. |
| 1:38.5 | Are you from there, Houston? |
| 1:40.2 | Yes. |
| 1:41.2 | Wow. |
| 1:41.7 | Wow. |
| 1:43.5 | So you're used to all manner of indignity, humidity. |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Omnibus, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Omnibus and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.