The World is Pretty Unfair (w/ Jake Weisman)
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer
Headgum & Nicole Byer
4.9 • 16K Ratings
🗓️ 11 May 2018
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
Jake Weisman (Corporate) joins Nicole to talk the traumatic incident that couldn't let him cum for a decade, his experience with Raya, and how he likes to slips into a his Robin Williams character during sex.
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| 0:00.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:09.6 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:11.4 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:13.3 | Please tell me why. |
| 0:17.8 | Oh, boy. |
| 0:25.2 | Welcome to Why Won't You Date Me? |
| 0:27.5 | A podcast where I explore why I'm still single. |
| 0:31.1 | Even though I'll suck on your toes if you ask me twice. |
| 0:34.1 | Haha. |
| 0:37.5 | I don't know if I'd actually do that. |
| 0:39.3 | Anyway, my guest today, oh baby, he's very funny. |
| 0:45.2 | He wrote for the Eric Andre show, did you? |
| 0:48.4 | I wrote for one day on that show. |
| 0:49.9 | Just kidding. We won't use that as a credit. |
| 0:52.8 | But he's got this amazing show on Comedy Central called Corporate. |
| 0:56.6 | And I generally like it. |
| 0:58.1 | It's got the feeling of no show on television right now. |
| 1:01.4 | Oh, baby, he's a funny standard. |
| 1:03.2 | It's Jake Weissman. |
| 1:04.8 | Bye bye bye. |
| 1:06.8 | Question about the toes. |
| 1:08.1 | So you would suck on the toes, but they have to ask you a second time. |
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