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The Really Very Crunchy Podcast
Emily & Jason Morrow
4.9 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 17 September 2025
⏱️ 63 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to the really very crunchy podcast with your host, Emily. |
| 0:03.6 | And Jason. Emily, apparently you're not supposed to lick your birthday candles and save them? |
| 0:10.5 | Um, I don't know. I made a story share on Instagram that, um, I reused birthday candles. My mom reused birthday candles. I thought it was like a normal thing to do, but I wanted to know if other people did that. And because it felt funny washing them in the sink to put them away. Yeah. And I like explained it and I said, you know, I know that they get licked, but I'm really only using them for my family, |
| 0:39.5 | so it shouldn't matter. You know, silverware's licked. |
| 0:42.7 | Yeah, plus it sits there for months until the next birthday. |
| 0:46.3 | Well, what people responded is, it's not weird that you reuse birthday candles. It's weird |
| 0:52.5 | that you're licking them. But like, who's not licking the frosting off? |
| 0:56.0 | If frosting is on something, you're going to lick it. |
| 0:59.0 | It doesn't matter what the frosting is on. |
| 1:01.8 | There are a few exceptions. |
| 1:03.1 | Like, I've gotten frosting off of an ear before. |
| 1:07.1 | Have you? |
| 1:07.6 | No. |
| 1:08.5 | That would be gross. |
| 1:10.7 | However, the way our oldest eats... |
| 1:13.1 | Good grief. |
| 1:14.6 | I don't know what to do. |
| 1:17.2 | It's like, here's a piece of bread and somehow he has chocolate on his face. |
| 1:22.1 | How does that work? |
| 1:24.0 | He definitely is a messy eater. |
| 1:26.2 | It's a personality thing. I have a brother who's also a messy eater. It's a personality thing. |
| 1:28.6 | I have a brother who's also a messy eater, but not on his face so much as just around him. |
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