The World is an Illusion - #2041-2

Tom Barnard Podcast

News, Comedy

4.6 • 637 Ratings

🗓️ 23 August 2021

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Name something that isn't fake. News? Fake. Earth? Fake, it's flat. Ivermectin? That's for horses. This podcast? Doesn't actually exist. The past 9 years were all a mirage. If this seems like an overreaction to fake news, we're just preparing for the future. After all, if you start off believing everything is a lie, you can't get disappointed when you find out you're right.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the family with
0:01.2	Kevin Pippin.
0:01.9	Alex Bernhard Rassison.
0:03.2	Go host, Catherine Brandt, and Andy Bram Bernard.
0:05.8	We'll be right back with our two in Kostaki,
0:08.1	Economopolis, right after this.
0:10.1	Tommy, how long have you been at KQ?
0:12.0	36 years now.
0:13.3	Wow, that's loyalty.
0:14.5	Well, if I'm completely honest,
0:15.7	it isn't the company that I'm loyal to,
0:17.2	it's the listeners. I figured out a long time ago they're the only reason I have a job. Why
0:21.4	you ask it? Well, we had another great month at Coon Rapids Nissan and Burnsville Nissan. In fact,
0:26.2	Burnsville continues to be the number one Nissan store in Minnesota. The loyalty part. Get to the
0:31.0	loyalty part. Oh yeah. This month, if you buy your lease a new rogue or a pathfinder from us,
0:36.3	will give you an extra 500 off as long as you
0:39.1	own or are leasing a Nissan. That is cool. Do they have to trade it? Nope. It's just a reward for being
0:44.8	loyal. By the way, the new Pathfinder is fantastic. It's got a nine-speed transmission and Jalo says
0:50.3	it'll practically pull the building. We also cut a deal with our good buddy Charlie Swenson, who's running a Nissan store in Chicago. He gave us some extra rogues. Because Charlie's such a
0:59.3	nice guy. Well, Paul might have threatened him. Sounds like Paul. For details, go to Walzer
1:03.7	Nissan, Arcoon Rapids, Nissan, and claim your loyalty gift. Tommy, give him some Elvis loyalty.
1:09.1	Thank you. Thank you very much. Michael Bryant,
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