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Alright so quick poll. how many exclamation points is too many to use in a

presidential statement one is too many an exclamation mark has no business

being in a presidential statement go for America first has no I think maybe there's a role. Maybe.

But it's better than all caps.

I just spent for Susan in my book a long time researching the history of presidential

speech, which is a really interesting subject and I want to say

excessive punctuation in general has no place in presidential speech that's my

pronunciation like too many periods is a bad thing too? Like don't try to do

through punctuation what you can't do through quality argumentation and dignity and

when you are lacking in those things.

Go for the exclamation point.

Yeah, I mean, so maybe an exclamation point is sort of the poor man's speech writer, guess but if you think about other forms of

punctuation I mean Abraham Lincoln was big on the comma right lots and lots and

lots of common clauses is are we gonna get through this entire administration without the first

emoji in a presidential statement?

Oh.

Well, we've already had the first made up word, Kofefe.

That was a tweet.

But, okay, but has he ever used an emoji in a tweet?

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