This is the Guardian.

Hi, Pod Fanzermax here, Barry's here too.

Hello.

Football Weekly is supported by Sainsbury's.

Sainsbury's is teaming up with comic relief this Christmas to help nourish the nation

and tackle food poverty.

They're encouraging customers to become super secret centers by donating to comic relief

in-store and online.

And what's more, Sainsbury's are matching your donations to comic relief up to the value

of £1.5 million.

That's great for a generous.

I know it should be a secret, but what would you get me?

If it was a secret center.

Well, I think I'd kill two birds with one stone, Max.

I'd buy you a copy of Inverting the Pyramid.

So I'd wrap that up, give it to you, by, you know, Inverting the Pyramid, by our friend,

Jonathan Wilson, then I would keep the receipt and I would put that in a card and I would send

it to him.

And I suspect he would get more joy out of the fact that he's going to make a couple

of pounds out of me than you would from having to find a space for that on your shelf,

to gather dust while it sits there.

On red.

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