The World Cup Bong | 2026 FIFA World Cup
Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.6 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 17 June 2026
⏱️ 43 minutes
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Summary
Well, it's fair to say Lionel Messi has still got it. A hat-trick on his return to the world stage. Should we really be surprised?
Marcus, Jim & David are here to revel in his sheer brilliance as he nicks another of Cristiano Ronaldo's records. HAHAHA. Plus, FIFA threaten legal action against a Canadian weed shop and an important update on a fishy Kevin Keegan rug.
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| 0:00.0 | Tonight I'm going to have myself a real good time, everybody. |
| 0:03.1 | Welcome to the Football Rumble. |
| 0:05.2 | France turned the screw and Messi was magnificent. |
| 0:07.6 | It's Wednesday, 17th the June. |
| 0:08.8 | I'm Marcus Speller. |
| 0:09.7 | I'm Jim Campbell. |
| 0:10.5 | And I'm David Cartilage. |
| 0:26.4 | Hello, everybody. Hello everybody, it's World Cup Wednesday. |
| 0:30.6 | Thanks to Friend of the Rambled, Robbie, for giving us that intro line. |
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| 1:02.4 | Right. |
| 1:03.2 | It's time for particularly hot takes, gentlemen. |
| 1:06.1 | Argentina 3, Algeria, Neil. |
| 1:08.0 | I told you Messi was still good. |
| 1:10.3 | You did. |
| 1:10.5 | He's proved it to everybody once again with a hat trick. |
| 1:12.9 | It'll be 39 in a matter of days. |
| 1:16.4 | And yet, David Cartledge, the best player, possibly of all time, for some definitely of all time, |
| 1:22.6 | just pops up in the opening go, well, cup, just wafts in a hat trick. |
| 1:26.9 | Incredible. |
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