Do to the graphic nature of this program.

Listen to discretion. Is it lies?

What's your name? The Woody Show.

I'm playing a character.

This is the Woody Show.

In sensitivity training.

For a politically correct world.

Class is now in session.

Hey, good morning everybody.

Good morning Woody.

Officially Memorial Day. So yes, it's the beginning of the week.

But I'm guessing there's nobody listening.

Probably not.

For now today's a holiday.

So we are actually off today.

But we do have a show.

We don't leave you for those of you who are out there listening.

We don't leave you high and dry.

Right.

So some good stuff. Hopefully that you either haven't heard or you haven't heard for a while.

You don't they say if you haven't heard it, it's new.

There you go.

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