Due to the graphic nature of this program,

listener discretion is advised.

Which is not always.

The Woody Show.

This is the Woody Show. Public and confirmed.

This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity training

for a politically correct world.

Three, three, two, one.

Class is now in session.

Hey, good morning, everybody.

Good morning.

Today is a pre-Friday.

It's a Thursday morning.

It is March the 6th, 2025.

Hello. Welcome to Woody Show. I'm Woody. That's Greg Gory. Yeah, hi, Woody. Menace is right dear. There's Gina Grad. Seabass is here. Sammy is around

here somewhere. I swear she is. She was just here. I saw her right before we went on the air.

She's probably like shoving her face with donuts. Oh, I can't stop eating. Or maybe she's pooping. Oh was just here. I saw her right before we went on the air. She's probably like showing her face with donuts.

Oh, I can't stop eating.

Or maybe she's pooping.

Oh, that's more likely.

More than likely it's poop.

She's addicted to pooping.

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