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In sensitivity training

For a politically correct world

Class is now in session you know it was a

It was a thing I just thought would never would never happen. What's that?

I woke up on on Monday morning

My alarm went off and it was time to go to work. Yeah, and as I sat up and I got to

Little crusty nuggets of sand of the corners of my eyes. I thought to myself

God dammit

It's Monday. Yeah, and I thought man

We'll even make it the Friday

Usually not yeah, like it just seemed like such a long

Donting week was laid out ahead of us. We had so much going on after the show

I had all these different meetings and everything else, but ladies and gentlemen. I am happy to inform you

It is the Woody show you know, and we have made it to Friday everybody

Days of just in memory

People that they're like running a race they hurt themselves. They get up and hobble. Yes across the finish line

It's automatic mentally. I feel that way physically. I'm as terrible as I've ever been

I'm saying but like you know mentally. It's it feels that way

Welcome to Woody show happy Friday everybody. I don't want to break break minutes. Yeah, that's there's Sammy

Let's get this Friday under

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