What's up, everybody? It's Menace just a heads up this Saturday, August 26th in Santa

Anna. I am coming to you Orange County. You have been begging for it. I want to see

you from noon to 2 p.m. at Metro by team mobile. I'll have a bunch of giveaways as usual,

theme park tickets, concert tickets, and Woody show merch to give away. Plus, this time

we have free school supplies for any age while supplies last on that one. But again, see

at this Saturday, August 26th, 1130 South Bristol Street in the city of Santa Anna at Metro

by team mobile from noon to 2 p.m. In the meantime, enjoy the Woody show podcast.

This is the Woody show insensitivity training for a politically correct world.

Hey, good morning, everybody. Good morning. Looking at the day today is August 25th, 2023. Looking

to see what day coordinates with on the counter. Would you look at that, ladies and gentlemen,

today is Friday. I can't believe it. Friday, morning, end of the day. Getting into another

weekend as quick as we can. Thank you for being here. We are the Woody show. I'm Woody.

That's Rayby. LFG Woody. LFG Rammels. LFG Greg. LFG. There's Menace. What is up? We've

seen that. There's Sammy. We got board. We got Caroline Morgan's here. Vons here. Gang's

out here. You're here. It's Friday. The Woody show. LFG. LFG is right, right? It's Friday

morning. It's now official. Anything we could do to get through the morning and the weekend

as quickly as we can will happen today. Quick run down to what we got planned for you. I

mean, there's always something else that seems to pop in here, but the general plan is Friday

fail stories. We're going to have a dumbass contest, the DUIQ on the schedule for today.

Rayby's going to be nerd now for the hours up also the redneck news story of the week.

So we're going to need your votes on the nominees this week to find out is moving on into

the playoff round. I know. Seabass, the only reason he came to work today is because he

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