Now me, this, near please.

It's the Woody Show in your ear.

Trash humans.

There's more of them than we'd like to believe.

You are 100% a trash human if. See you best. If you are a jackass who

plays your music, your video, whatever at full volume and a enclosed space for everyone else to hear.

Like a plane.

Yeah.

It just happened to me...

This week at the gym, dude's got his...

Bluetooth speaker and he's...

You know what? You know what we're listening to whatever I want

yeah yeah everyone has 15 pairs of earbuds wireless or wired

you are a jackass and a loser if you're doing it in any place in public.

You are a trash human when you use your child as a pawn to play games with your

ex in like a divorced or co-parenting situation.

People scrolling on their phones when someone's talking to them,

I'm on the text.

Yeah.

Over to 22987, you can call in 87744, woodinging people who scream with their kids in public

It's just as bad as people who let their kids run absolutely wild just on the other end of the spectrum

I hate when people leave their paper coffee cup on a random shelf in Walmart when they're done with it

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