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City. Oh, it's Rudge!

Or as Fat Storm and I would say, Kansas City, here I come.

And I'm not alone because by my side for the first ever time in the human history of the women's game.

Oh, Kansas City, it's my friend Sam

Morris!

Thank you. The last time I was on stage like this, I was playing.

The last time I was on stage like this I was playing Glenda the Goodwich in my elementary school play of Wizard of Oz

Tell them the full story said the full story is and we can't take up that much time with this,

only 15 minutes.

Is that, you know, Glenda the Good Witch's solo,

I tried to do it and the teacher said,

no, no, no, she's not a good enough singer and I had to get a pitch hitter come sing the song for me.

So hopefully tonight goes a little bit better than that. It is really really nice to be

revisiting one of my favorite cities. Because it is such an incredibly singular magical kingdom you have here, Kansas City.

This city founded on cattle from the 1870 stockyards and meat packing plants.

Oh, to the present day where I do believe your major industry is burnt end export.

Shout out to Joe's Kansas City Barbecue, which I crap you not.

I crap you know, I have eaten for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

I've been here for 36 hours.

I've been there approximately 17 times since arriving.

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