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The Woman in the Yard Review

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Tv & Film, After Shows, Film Reviews

4.4640 Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2025

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Synopsis The Woman in the Yard is a blumhouse produced movie about a family living on a farm trying to make ends meet after a disastrous car accident which left the father dead, and mother crippled. As this broken home traverses the everyday trials of a grieving family, a mysterious woman appears on a chair in their front yard. Attempting to speak to the woman reveals very little about her motivations, so the family barricades themselves in the house hoping to wait her out. Without electricity, a working vehicle or cell phones, the mother and her two children are completely isolated. Review of The Woman in the Yard The cinematography is strikingly beautiful for such a low effort film. While the acting ranges from really good at times to borderline over-acting, the script does not do our actors any favors. This leaves the film lacking in character development and meaningful relationships. The movie is very barebones as far as plot, and hardly anything of interest happens most of the movie. It starts with a good idea, but completely undercuts it by having the woman in the yard be normal looking and unthreatening. The ending is ambiguous, which may be a good thing for some viewers, but for me it contains too many loose ends and "what if"s. Score 3/10

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0:00.0

Wake up! The Joneses went for a loft conversion. All from Ducson. Wait, are those Vellux's balcony windows?

0:07.0

She knew I wanted those. Right then. Sal? Sally Jones!

0:12.7

Ducson's got the lot for loft conversions. Open a trade account today to get Vellux Picks windows from only 272 pound 50 and 100 mili so loft roll at 35 pound per roll all prices x 20% VAT so now you can keep up with the Joneses and the Evanses

0:29.9

in today's episode of horror movie talk it will be Sydney and Max alone in the wilderness and we will be reviewing woman in the yard

0:41.4

the woman in the yard only in theaters now and now an a cappella version of horror movie talk

0:51.8

intro by Sydney I'll do the instruments

0:57.0

bump bump bump bump bump

1:00.4

bum do do do do do do do do do do

1:04.5

I don't even

1:06.3

how does it start?

1:25.3

Is this a metal thing? Yes.

1:26.9

David. David, what is this? It's pretty Yes. A little taste. David.

1:28.3

David?

1:29.3

What is this?

1:30.3

Pretty big.

1:31.3

Great break.

1:32.3

I have to kill a lot of people.

1:34.3

Just tell me what you want me to fuck.

1:36.3

I have big tits and tiny vagina.

1:38.3

Oil me up, daddy.

1:40.3

I can't believe that the blinds prefers big tits.

1:43.3

Missletoe alert.

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