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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 357th annual Daily Wire Backstage Awards night

rambling conversation about lots of stuff over whiskey and cigars. Coming to you live from the

second floor of a vaguely art deco building near a used car lot somewhere in the valley.

And now our hosts, extremely small G, baby K god king of the Daily Wire Jeremy Boring.

Paint-filled conservative lunatic husband and father Ben Shapiro. An old crank who yells at the

clouds Andrew Klaven. And finally something or other Michael Knowles. For Daily Wire Backstage,

fake laugh in three two one.

Shant the boss of me.

Hey guys, I'm Jeremy Boring, the small G baby K god king. And whoever wrote that voiced

monologue is now officially fired. Thank you for joining us here at the Daily Wire Backstage,

the wakest award show in Hollywood history. The only award show that you know recognizes

good movies more or less if that's a still a thing. Role intro graphic.

Yeah, all right. I feel like I feel like we get worse.

And the night is young. You know, sometimes you watch the pilot of a show after like your 12

seasons in you go back and watch the pilot. This one was good. This was never

long. You know what I mean? It's like the fifth season of law and order when it's

trend down. I do want to take a minute and introduce the lady of the evening, not Michael

Knowles and just Oscar gown. But what are lovely and

tell us?

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