The Woke Mind Virus
Head in the Office
HITO Media LLC
5.0 • 797 Ratings
🗓️ 14 December 2022
⏱️ 83 minutes
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We're infected! The boys discuss the moral panics that are dominating American political discourse, the Brittney Griner prisoner swap, and some other miscellaneous stories. If you like the show make sure to check out our social media. If you're feeling spunky, leave a five star review on Apple and donate fat stacks to the Patreon.
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| 0:00.0 | for all you who like actually watch the videos on like youtube like the 300 to 400 of you |
| 0:05.7 | we love we love one we love you two you know that like yeah i'm white you know what i mean like we're |
| 0:11.2 | both pretty pretty white you can see it everyone who came here from tictock most of the caucus |
| 0:15.7 | mountains exactly we're white however little known uh hitto little known gauge lore. I'm also like a quarter |
| 0:21.7 | Asian, but again, like phenotypically white. Like I don't, I don't usually experience anti-Asian racism at least until people know that I'm Asian. It's a biracial podcast. Exactly. Then it's racial podcast. And the white I have. I'm like, I'm Greek. I got a little spice, a little flavor to it. But anyway, I usually don't experience any anti-Asian racism until people know that I'm Asian. Right. And I say that because I was hanging out with one of my friends last week, right? I was just eating some food, doing whatever, and he was on FaceTime with his girlfriend. I'm not going to name names because it's reasonable they could find that they don't fucking listen. But I'm not going to name names. Okay. Okay. And we'll make them listeners one day. Exactly. He was on FaceTime with his girlfriend. And me and him were just like fucking around. Like I was in the kitchen doing dishes eating my pork chops. And we're doing the woh-jong shiwalt, bin bin chilling. The John Cena meme. The John Cena meme. |
| 1:11.2 | And she, his girlfriend, decided to fuck with him and be like, oh my God, my boyfriend. That's a racist. And then I decide to hop on the train because I love fucking with people. So I'm like, yeah. You do it for a living. I'm like, yeah, her boyfriend. Come on. What's good with that? Um, then she says something that caught me so fucking off guard, dude. |
| 1:31.4 | When I tell you, I was floored. I mean it. She goes, well, it's racist when you say it, |
| 1:36.6 | but it's not racist when Gage says it because he's one of them. |
| 1:43.3 | You're one of them. And I was like, what? Hey, bro, in the age of like anti-Semitic conspiracy theories, you cannot be saying them like that. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. She goes, yeah, he's one of them so he can say it. Like, it's not like racist, right? But it's like, it feels a little weird. |
| 2:01.6 | What do you mean by that? |
| 2:02.6 | I have never, once in my life, thought to describe somebody as one of them. |
| 2:08.0 | I think we may have talked about, I don't remember if we talked about this on the show or if this was just like a separate conversation we had. |
| 2:14.6 | But I feel like for the past like year or so, you've been experiencing a large spike |
| 2:20.6 | in microaggressions. |
| 2:21.9 | I got. |
| 2:22.5 | At college. |
| 2:23.6 | Like what is going on? |
| 2:25.0 | She does, oh my God. |
| 2:26.2 | Yeah, fucking the, the MSU police love to just do aggressions against me and just |
| 2:30.8 | give me, give me parking tickets for parking a handicapped even though my placard is up |
| 2:34.8 | there was one time where i had it was my freshman year state issued too it's not yet there was one time |
| 2:39.6 | where it wasn't even like the parking people it was like a state cop that was just trolling msu's |
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