Monday morning, May 11th, 2026. I'm John Paul Flame, joined by Eric Bickle. Morning.

Morning. Johnny Cakesawvilles here. Hello, everybody. Good morning. And Jason Bishop.

What's up? What's up? You've got your Hokies gear on, but Cakes has the appropriate gear on.

Oh, yes, I do. Although he's got a Nats cap on. I'm mixing it up. But you have your Wizards hoodie on. Congratulations to the Washington Wizards. The tank paid off. I'm a scorching case of bullets fever. I know this song Tilt Stratteacher. I learned that yesterday on Twitter. Why? He just feels like it's nails on the chalkboard when I play it. But you have to play it. I'm the biggest day for the franchise in at least 15 years. They secure the number one overall pick. Thank you, John Wall once again. John Wall delivered. John Wall legend. Number one pick on the stage helps deliver the number one pick again for his beloved franchise.

Thank you, John Wall.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Well, it makes sense.

Worst record in the league.

They should get the number one pick.

It happened correctly, but did not think it would happen.

I thought it was no chance.

Yeah.

I'm stunned by it.

Since the odds changed in the draft lottery in 2019,

the worst team had never won the number one overall pick.

Right.

Never.

I mean,

till now.

Yeah.

And it happened to the Wizards.

Now they just got to get it right.

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