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Folks, we have a show for you tonight that's going to be, I mean, I was on the edge of my seat, listening to this one. I really was. Like, I fell out of my chair. I'm not, you know, I'm not even joking. While I was talking to this woman, I sat up. Because you know how when I sit in my desk, you know, Nellie, I like to put my feet up on my desk and my study.

If you want to call that crap up on my desk and my study.

If you want to call that crap a study, it's not really a study now. But anyway, I'm not going to complain too much. It sucks. Now, we're trying to do something with the garage to turn it into the study. So I have a makeshift study right now. I'm not real happy about. Mainly because in my old study, I could close a door and get the animals out. This study, it's like Noah's Ark. But I love them. They're cool. So I had my feet up on the desk, and I said, wait a minute. And so I was trying to look at a map when she was talking. And so I'm sitting there clicking and I fell forward and I lurched out of my chair. I caught myself and she keeps talking and she's like, hello? Are you okay? And I'm like far away. She goes, you sound far away. I'm like, I am. I'm on the floor. Should I had your life alert on. I'm falling out. I can't get a... That's not even funny, Maddie.

Let me make fun of elderly people.

Hey, I'm worried for your safety. You know what? I'm not even elderly yet. You're making fun of me being elderly. That's not even funny. That's good. You're only as old as you feel. Well, I feel 60. All right? So I shouldn't be, sometimes though I don't.

Sometimes I feel 40 and sometimes I feel 60.

Sometimes I feel younger and I feel older. It depends. Like right now, just because you're around and you aggravate me, I feel like I'm probably 70. Aw. The aggravation from you and Anthony. I don't like younger people. Y'all are just annoying. But anyways, yeah. So, no, I fell down. Like, really, I was on the edge of my seat, literally. Literally. So getting this story, folks, you're welcome. I ended up with the bruise on my butt for y'all. You're welcome. Right now they're clipping it. We're going to use this. He fell down, hurt his butt.

My haters are all about it. They're all clipping it. He's got a bruise on his butt. So, you know, we have different tiers for the Patreon folks. If you want to join the Patreon and help support the show, people ask all the time how they can support the show. And by people, I mean people that actually care about us. the ones of y'all that don't and just free load and listen, that's fine, whatever, you do what you got to do. Oh, my God. But y'all, just letting you know, y'all the reason we're putting everything behind a paywall, you're going to learn. You're going to learn. So what ended up, what ended up happening, we decided we were going to do a paywall, but then we decided we were going to give it another month and see how well we do with the show. We can keep the doors open at least, I mean, without having to do that. And so that's, yeah, that's the thing. So Patreon is very important. So we have 10, 20, 30, 40, $50 tier. We've discussed it before. If you listen

of the show, you know what it is. Obviously, the bigger tiers, you get more. People are asking about the autographed books. If you want to get the autographed books, you got to get both of them, $50 tier. You get one of them for the $40 tier. And of course, you'll get two books. And if you're starting out with the $10 tier, that's fine too.

You know, you'll get a, you'll get a free book from one of many authors,

uh, friends of, books. And if you're starting out with the $10 tier, that's fine too. You know, you'll get a,

you'll get a free book from one of many authors, friends of ours of the show. There's a lot of

them. So there's no telling what you might end up with. As of this recording, I think the

episode with Elie Marr's Zuliamer to be out. And there was a case on there that I've already had people who had talked to me about,

you know, me mentioning it in passing.

We mentioned it on his show and, you know, we'll be talking about that case pretty soon.

Are you falling asleep?

The reason I ask is because like whenever... about that case pretty soon. Are you falling asleep? No.

The reason I ask is because whenever Anthony is, we do the pre-record, he always falls asleep.

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