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The Rewatcher: Buffy the Vampire Slayer

The Wish | 43

The Rewatcher: Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Wondery | Morbid Network

Comedy, Tv & Film, Morbid

4.71.7K Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2023

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Freshly back from the physical and emotional trauma of last week, Cordelia looks like a vision, and SAYS she's totally over Alexander Harris, but when she's hazed by Harmony and her pack of piss-ants, she quickly starts to doubt herself. Unfortunately, the Hellmouth knows no fury like a woman scorned, so when Cordi flippantly makes a wish to her new demon friend, Anya, Sunnydale shifts to a reality where Buffy never came to Sunnydale, and shit is BLEAK! Some of the Scoobs are vampires, most of the senior class has fallen victim to the Hellmouth, and the Master is cooking up new schemes to establish dominance of his pointy toothed brethren.


Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as we talk about Giles' jewelry appraisal, the Newbie Gang, and we get another taste of the Master's PERFECT comic timing! And don’t forget to follow us on Instagram at @the_rewatcher for special content!


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0:00.0

Hey, prime members, you can listen to The Re-Watcher, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, early and

0:06.1

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0:08.1

Download the app today.

0:14.1

Previously on The Re-Watcher, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

0:20.1

Love us, Walt, except it was not filled with love at all.

0:26.0

It was filled with my love for Spike.

0:28.5

How is Spike doing?

0:30.1

Not well, bitch.

0:31.1

Shut up.

0:32.1

Shut up.

0:33.1

I didn't say anything.

0:35.8

It would be so rad, Buffy, if you did not fuck Angel.

0:38.5

Joyce is like, I just want you to think about your future, and is there really anything

0:42.8

keeping you here?

0:43.8

Yes, hot Angel without a shirt on doing Tai Chi, thank you, Mumbai.

0:47.0

Angel is like Shakira's hips, and he does not lie.

0:50.2

He does not lie.

0:51.2

Spike, in the back, say hello, Joyce.

0:54.7

Buffy shits her pants.

0:56.7

I was like, is he seriously going to eat Buffy's mom right now?

1:00.3

He's going to eat Joyce.

1:01.3

I just met Christine.

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