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The Rewatcher: Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Wondery | Morbid Network

Comedy, Tv & Film, Morbid

4.7 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2023

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

SAT results are in, and Buffy SLAYED! Faced with the fact that life has given her the opportunity to go to a great school, Buffy feels like everyone is pushing her to go away, INCLUDING Angel! SUCH a DICK MOVE Angel! You're a very bad man! Nervous that their cheating is heading to an emotional apocalypse, Willow resorts to magic to de-lust her and Xander's relationship. Unfortunately for her, Spike is back in town and he needs (well forces) Willow to help him get Dru back. Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as we talk about Willow's bowling fetish, Joyce's surrogate-mom time with Spike (SHE'S SO PURE!), and review SEVERAL Not-So-Fun-Facts that left us shocked!

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0:00.0	Hey, prime members, you can listen to The Rewatcher, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, early and
0:06.1	ad-free on Amazon Music.
0:08.0	Download the app today.
0:14.4	Previously on The Rewatcher, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
0:18.9	The demon with goat horns and Renaissance spare get-up is just throwing shit out of a
0:23.7	crib.
0:24.7	He's a whole last motherfucking vibe.
0:26.3	So making out with Zander secretly is a kin to farting, and it's gonna give you
0:31.3	gasp pains.
0:32.3	Saturdays are for the slayers.
0:33.6	Suddenly, Willow's got the zoomies, and she's ready to go.
0:36.3	Honestly, she put it down at bedtime.
0:38.3	Once you put the glove of flamin' yawn on, the glove of flamin' yawn can never be
0:43.3	taken off.
0:44.3	Yup, that's exactly what he's us.
0:45.3	Zander's like, oh, you want the real news?
0:48.1	And then he just lets it out that angels alive, can't harbor a hottie forever, all right?
0:52.7	Never.
0:53.7	I'll let them free.
0:54.7	Slayers screams out her Starbucks order.
0:57.8	With extra whaaaaaat?
0:59.7	I'm like Buffy, look alive.
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