Welcome to bedtime stories for everyone in which nothing much happens.

You feel good and then you fall asleep.

I'm Catherine Nikolai.

I create everything you hear on nothing much happens.

Audio engineering is by Bob Wittersheime. Now, listen, my friends, before we get any further, I need to tell you about a small change you'll be hearing on our

stories. Nothing much happens is a huge show and I'm not bragging

Although I am a firm believer and blowing your own horn

I just need to explain that each month the show is played many millions of times. And the online hosting costs for that alone are substantial. And you might

think, well, if the show is so big, why does it matter that the overhead is also big?

It must be able to pay for itself.

Well, it's me.

Hi, I'm the problem, it's me.

I'm very protective of you and for six years now I have fought against

doing certain things that would make the show a lot more profitable, but which

I just didn't think were right for NMH.

Let me tell you the deals that I have turned down would blow your sleep socks off.

Anyway, we are in a moment in which if we want to continue to provide this service to you, and I do, it's all I really want to keep helping you relax and sleep. We need to nudge our

ads a few minutes into the show.

I know, I know, but listen, here's how it will work.

I'll open the show as usual. I'll tell you about our charity this week.

It's Children's International.

They work to connect people around the world in the fight to end poverty.

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