Big Al Mac is a man with many talents.

You are the love expert, but big Al can chime in if you want.

That's not fair. Show me.

But stay in your lane, bro.

It's the Kid Cratic Morning Show.

I have all the sudden smelled hot dog,

and nobody in the studio can smell it,

so somebody can tell me why I can smell hot dog right now.

Please let me know.

You could put that on WebMD.

No, I'm not going to do that because I'm dying if I go to WebMD.

Shut up.

105433548 is our text line right there.

But right now, let's go ahead and get you going here.

It's time for Anna's midweek update.

Yay.

Thank you. Thank you.

So it's spooky season.

It's October, but to me it doesn't feel like it

because I haven't watched a single scary movie.

So yesterday I was thinking, oh, well, I'll just write my own

for the midweek update.

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