The Wide World of Sports
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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🗓️ 8 May 2023
⏱️ 17 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:10.0 | Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:17.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious hinder those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Las Vegas begun. |
| 0:48.0 | Yo, yo, what's going on? Not much. How are you? I'm great, man. Good. How was your weekend? It wasn't bad. |
| 0:54.0 | Do anything fun? No. No. Yeah. Me neither. Did you, your baseball fan? Did you see a yard broke it and hit with that? |
| 1:02.0 | I was in a game, the low king game. Okay. Which was fun. Yeah. I did that Saturday night. I guess. Okay. Well, that's something. Yeah. That's definitely doing something. I would say. Yeah. That. |
| 1:15.0 | 106 miles an hour off the bat right to the forehead. That's how fast it was going. 106 off the bat. |
| 1:20.0 | Oh, the article I read the insane thing about the speed. I found so hard off his forehead. I went back to Sally and salvy through the guy out. |
| 1:27.0 | Oh, wait, I didn't even think about that. That's how the ball got back. I, you know, I'm watching him. He is head that far. Oh my God. I'm focused on him getting hit. Right. And then you do see that they throw him out at first. |
| 1:37.0 | And I'm not even thinking about that. I'm like, this is what we're laughing. That is the reason why I don't, because you laugh. |
| 1:43.0 | Because it's so uncomfortable. It's bad. It's so like I, you know, this is horrifying. Yeah. I tweeted the video. If you want to see it, just slump fast 965 on to where you can see the video, but he gets smacked in the face. Yeah. |
| 1:57.0 | With the hit. You know, that, that ball came right that you're like, I, the world is such a cruel, weird place. I have. There's no other emotion. Right. Right. Like, ah, it's. |
| 2:08.0 | And it's also when I think about, but you think about like, you know, when you're standing there, as a batter, and you've got these balls coming at you 100 miles an hour. Yeah, how scary that it's because if you play professional baseball, you're going to get hit with ball. I mean, if you play baseball, yeah, you're going to get hit with pitches, right. |
| 2:22.0 | But then deceased. And I've seen people get hit before like this. I've seen pictures get hit. But still, I mean, I wonder how, you know, I imagine the time I've seen someone get hit in the head. This is as bad picture. |
| 2:35.0 | It's crazy. Is it didn't look like I would think that would smash your cheek. I also walked off. I think it was crazy. And he has big pride in his game, helping Yarborough out. Oh, right to Yarborough. Oh, no. Oh, no, is right. And then as that's happening, the batter is getting thrown out at first. I did not even think about the fact that the ball had to have bounced off of his face to roll back to salvage. That is crazy. But then he does get up. Honestly, you see that. And you think. |
| 3:04.0 | He might be really, really seriously injured to the point of like permanent problem. Yeah, of course. I mean, if you said it was going 106 miles an hour off to bat, which is hot faster than any pitch is going to hit you. That's just it. You really get hit with the pitch, right. Then something like this. I mean, it's faster. It's got it. But I didn't see like a lot of bloody did get up and walk off the field. |
| 3:24.0 | He's getting up with some assistance. Well, given the circumstance and what had happened in the moment and the fact that right, Yarborough is even able to do this is remarkable and thankful. |
| 3:37.0 | You guys, so you guys watch a lot of games on TV. I mean, I know that you go to games, but do you watch them on TV too? Like do you watch hard to watch them? That's what I was going to ask. |
| 3:46.0 | But I have the MLB package. So I think, yeah, because you live in Kansas City. You can't see me after he's like a VPN or something to get a VPN, so that you live somewhere else. Right. Why did they do that? I don't understand why they want to make it hard to watch the game. You're a huge fan. Your kids are huge fans. You'd think they want to make it easy for you watching. |
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