The Whitest Thanksgiving

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Comedy, Robert Kelly, Jay Oakerson, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 3.7K Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2025

⏱️ 36 minutes

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The crew is back from holiday break and everyone reveals how their Thanksgiving went. Black Lou had a very sad culinary experience due to his in-law's lack of soul food. | Jacob pays tribute to dead comedians by singing a haunting version of "Amazing Grace." | Bobby's producer Danny Braff is hanging in the background and has questions. | People who treat their dogs like babies. | A new documentary about Corey Feldman's music career is coming out and the guys couldn't be more excited! *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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0:00.0	And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly.
0:07.2	The Trans-Ciberian Orchestra.
0:10.6	That whole orchestra can only use one bathroom in my house.
0:14.7	They're free to come to my house on any holiday.
0:17.7	Now, at Bobby's house, the Trans-Siberian nurse can run around like a fucking farm.
0:22.2	Especially Max's birthdays.
0:26.2	Siberian trans are very tough, I hear.
0:30.3	Hey, this is my new girlfriend, Shavkat.
0:35.3	I don't know the names, last names.
0:38.3	Deng, jaccagagagga gung. I don't know the names, last names. I love this music.
0:42.3	I love this music.
0:44.4	Yeah, my friend the late David Z.
0:46.3	was in Transsebian Orchestra a bunch.
0:50.1	Then he died.
0:52.1	I think, Jerry, we'll catch you guys next week. Jerry Rocha is still alive. No way. I swear to God, Danny. Who died, by the way? Sarge. Oh, yeah, Sarge is dead. Do you remember Sarge? Remember the black guy were freckles back in the day. He used to work to Boston a lot.
1:27.4	Comic? Yeah, he's kind of like... He's all the Jewish shows in Florida and stuff. Yeah, you remember him. Just Sarge? His name Sarge. He used to work Boston Comedy Club a lot. He was kind of little... Maybe before my time. He was around when you were there. Remember? Maybe you look at his face. Remember him? Nope.
1:29.9	He used to work at the Boston Comedy Club a lot.
1:30.6	No.
1:27.9	Move down to Florida. around when you were there. Remember, maybe you look at his face. Remember him? Nope. He used to work at the Boston Comedy Club a lot.
1:30.4	No.
1:30.7	Moved down to Florida.
1:32.2	I mean, this guy never crossed paths one time for one second.
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