The White Knights of the Internet, Noogie-Gate, and The Short Porch Idiots

KFC Radio

Barstool Sports

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 17.3K Ratings

🗓️ 30 May 2019

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Feitelberg via satellite to update us on the St. Louis guys getting dominated by Dave and the Boston crew. The White Knights and Blue Check brigade have a problem with the Bruins letting Barstool sponsor rally towels. Best mainstream movie sex scenes, worst TV shows/movies if they came out in the social media era, getting intimidated by hot girls, and taking nudes in advance. The Short Porch idiots (Hubbs & Tommy Smokes) join to talk Mets and Yankees. Luke Voit, fat Gary Sanchez, Pete Alonso, the Red Sox disaster of a bullpen, and who will sign Kimbrel.

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0:00.0	Hey, KFC radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC radio on Apple podcasts,
0:05.0	Spotify or YouTube.
0:06.6	Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon music.
0:09.8	It's another edition of KFC radio presented by postmates episodes brought to you by Stitch Fix.
0:15.8	This is where we're right past the spring.
0:17.9	Spring season doesn't even exist.
0:19.4	We're on to summer.
0:20.8	Summer for me.
0:22.1	Hardest, hardest season to dress.
0:24.0	I feel like my guy fights would agree.
0:27.0	I, I, I'm very strongly agree.
0:28.9	Yeah, it's tough with shorts and t-shirts and lightweight.
0:33.0	And you look, I think you look goofy and shorts.
0:35.2	I think our tits pop out when we write t-shirts.
0:37.7	It's hard to dress.
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0:42.2	personal stylist who will explain to you exactly what you should be wearing and
0:46.9	exactly what type of clothes fit you right and fit your personal style.
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0:55.2	every single month.
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