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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

The Wheel of Resolutions

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8672 Ratings

🗓️ 7 January 2026

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0

This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.

0:07.2

That's right.

0:07.9

Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.

0:15.0

Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.

0:19.6

And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.

0:23.4

That's right.

0:24.1

$5.

0:25.2

Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah.

0:27.2

Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.

0:31.0

Damn this wheel of forced resolutions.

0:33.5

Let's go ahead and give this thing a spin and figure out what things we'll be attempting to accomplish in 2026 if you are already off to your resolution or you already quit it it's plenty of time to start another one that's what we learned from a moist choice yesterday you do it until it doesn't work anymore and then you move on to something else or as we learned from man versus machine earlier today just set the bar set the expectations very low very easy attainable goals things you can stick with, and then... You won't disappoint yourself. Yeah, if your goal is like, I want to lose one pound in this entire year, that seems like something that you could do. By the way, there is an option, Jake, and it could land on lose weight on the wheel. I don't think if you land on that, that's even a possibility at this point yeah yeah yeah I've been

1:11.2

holding steady at my lowest for months now right so losing weight should make him gain a back

1:17.3

that yeah I well you know you may have to do a re-spin but we'll uh go ahead and get ready it's time for

1:22.6

the wheel of force resolutions here we go you get to hold us accountable, by the way. And if we slip, maybe we're

1:30.5

out in public. A lot of people, a year I wasn't allowed to drink had eyes on me. You can always

1:35.3

rat out, feel free to rat out people if they're not doing their resolution. And we have a listener

1:41.3

that would like to start on the Wheel of Force Resolution. Sarah, hi, good morning. Welcome to KROC. Good morning, sweet-ed. We did. So you have no resolution that you've set up for yourself, and now here we are, and you're feeling all left out into the first week of January? Yes, I have major thomo. All right, and just out of curiosity, what things have you tried in the past? Anything work for you or no?

2:02.1

Really nothing.

2:03.9

Okay, great.

2:05.2

Then you're a perfect candidate.

2:10.5

Whenever you're ready, Allie will spin the wheel on your behalf and we will give you the force resolution, whatever we tell you, you will do, correct?

2:14.1

Yes.

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