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Back to the Barre

The Whatserface vs Christy Smackdown

Back to the Barre

Christi Lukasiak & Kelly Hyland

Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2025

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

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"I just want to point out we're already 40 minutes in and we're not done with Pyramid. Guys the tea is hot the season." It certainly says something that the first episode of Season 4B is so am packed with things to talk about that we still had to cover this episode over two weeks! But don't fret our little Bitchettes, because we have more behind the scenes to talk about than ever before thanks to the Producer's notes being leaked back in the day. So if you didn't think our tea was hot enough already as is then you haven't seen anything yet. And "Double the Moms,

Double the Trouble" is an episode you'll want the tea for as things quickly heat up with the Select Team.


Christy emerges as an annoying voice of reason amongst the new moms, in that she's right about everything but can't find a way not to be annoying! In the previous competition Abby meddled with the scoring so that Chloe would lose, and only Christy seems to find that odd. The rest of the Select Moms are more concerned Abby hasn't gotten rid of Christy, and Tami insists her daughter is ready to take Sarah H's solo if Abby changes her mind. In turn Christy insists that she and Tami throw hands and a fight ensues. things get messy fairly quickly, but do they get kicked out of the ALDC or get the cops called on them? Of course not! If Abby is consistent about one thing it's being inconsistent with how she applies the the ALDC rules.


Quotes

  • “Kelly, could you not file your toenails on the podcast?!" (10:51-10:55 | Christi)
  • “Later on in life I become friends with Traci and she is so mad that I called her Frumpelstiltskin on national television!” (24:55-25:02 | Christi)
  • “I don't think Sia would have been thrilled having Abby be there on set." (31:03-31:07 | Kelly)
  • “Because they had a fist fight the Producers didn't need a fight that day. So we didn't have to work! It was the greatest day of my life!" (1:08:53-1:08:59 | Christi)


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Baby, let's just dance, dance, let's just dance.

0:03.3

Baby, I just want to dance, dance, dance, dance, dance.

0:06.5

Can you feel it? Can you take it? Can you come and freeze it?

0:11.9

All of this electricity.

0:14.7

Do it right now.

0:16.1

Bye, right now.

0:17.4

Turn the volume of.

0:18.7

Locking me your electricity.

0:21.6

I'm bitch number one.

0:22.6

Christy.

0:23.6

And bitch number two, Kelly.

0:24.6

Look, I look like a business professional.

0:26.6

Meanwhile, I...

0:27.6

Don't let anybody...

0:28.6

No, it's actually sleeveless.

0:29.6

I'm just chilly.

0:30.6

But I mean, with my little rap on, I look very professional with my glasses.

0:34.6

I'm professional.

0:35.6

Look at me.

0:36.6

Look at me. Look at me. Hi, so we're, we're recording live.

0:39.5

We were hoping the people next to us would leave. They won't. Yes, they put in forever.

0:44.2

They're slow.

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