Regressing to the mean since 2015, it's the Hockey P.D.O.cast with your host, Dmitri Filipovich.

Welcome to the Hockey PEOCastcast. My name is Dimitra Filipovich. And joining me, he's my good buddy, Shana Goldman. Shana, what's going on?

Hey, thanks for having me. So here's the plan for today. We're going to do the Western Conference Power Hour. We did the East last week with Ryan Lambert. It was fun. And so we got to do the West now. So just as a reminder, we're going to go through all 16 West teams the next hour.

We're going to do three minutes per team or at least try to stay within three minutes per team.

And we're going to go down the list in Alvin, middle, Florida. You and I have split them down

the middle evenly. And so we're going to take turns alternating,

presenting a stat that tells us either whatever you need to know about the team, the season they're

having, it can be an interesting individual player stat. It can just be any which way we're going to

take it. So I'm going to start the clock here, start the three minutes on the Anaheim ducks, and I'm starting us off. And I'm going to be honest with you. I'm going to cheat

right out of the gate because I couldn't narrow it down to one stat for this team because they have

been, it's been such a tire fire of a season that I need to just present the full gamut of stats

that I have here.

So they're on pace for 48 points, which would make them the worst team in the 21st century tied with the Colorado Avalanche of 2016-17, who also finished with 48 points.

They have one regulation win in their 29 games played so far.

Every team has at least five, including the Chicago Blackhawks.

They have a minus 53 goal differential, which is stunning because Columbus is second worst at minus 30.

They're 30 second in goals scored, and they're also 30 second goals against.

So they're literally the worst offensive and defensive team somehow.

Usually, if you're like so bad at one, it's because you're at least kind of like

sacrificing for the other potentially.

Nope, this team is just horrible at both.

And I think the stat that really blew me away the most was I was looking at John

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