Welcome to the Eric Muttax's show!

You know, years ago, Eric and I were close. Very close.

I remember that one summer we shaved each other's backs and thought nothing of it.

But over the years somehow a shadow has fallen over our friendship and now the two of us are about the heriest sons of guns you can imagine.

And now the human sweater himself!

Eric Muttax's.

Yeah, it's true. Todd and I, I'll never forget that summer, but I try. I've tried therapy.

I've tried everything but I still can't get it out of my mind. Sometimes I wake up in a cold sweat thinking of Todd's back.

It's disgusting.

Folks, as you know, this is the program about everything which means we talk about a lot of different stuff.

Today, one of the things I'd like to talk about is what is going on in New York City.

I'm in New York City. I was born in New York City. I live in New York City. My daughter was born in New York City.

And we're here. And I want to tell the world what is happening in New York City,

particularly with regard to what I like to call the Christian faith.

Because a lot of people when you think of New York, you don't think of people going to church and stuff.

And yet there's zillions of us. And I mean literally 1.1 zillion. You can look it up.

And so sometimes it's fun for me to have people in who are New Yorkers who are living the life of faith.

Some of them are even pastors. Very few, but some of them are pastors.

We have in the studio today a pastor who's also a musician. I know him first as a musician.

He's right here with me. And I have to stop pretending he's not Vito and his wife Monique.

Vito Monique, welcome to the program.

We're really good to be here. You guys are musicians. So you know how to work the microphone.

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