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Am I the asshole for eating too many cucumbers?

Right off the bat, no. Yeah. I don't think there's any amount that you could eat.

Cut and dry, honestly. What's happening? Yeah. All right, moving on.

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This is perhaps the most bizarre, Am I the Asshole Post I have ever written, but I'm honestly so confused. Like, I feel like I can't possibly be the asshole, but then sometimes people are too blind to see their own flaws. So maybe I really am. For as long as I can remember, I've had this quirk, I guess you could call it, that I never snack on anything other than cucumber.

I shouldn't say never, technically, since socially I'll get ice cream or eat a few chips at a party. I'm not a picky eater by any means, but my snack of choice has always been cucumbers. I eat pretty healthily anyways, so a lot of fruits and veggies are a part of my diet. Since veggies are lower in calories, I have to eat a lot of them to eat enough. So I usually have some sliced cucumber in my purse that I munch on throughout the day, and I'll always have a cucumber in my car that I just eat whole when I'm driving.

I go through several cucumbers daily. Although it's not healthy, I've had days where I've felt really

depressed and overwhelmed and have binge eaten nothing but cucumber. I think I've eaten perhaps

35 on very extreme days. Recently, this quirk has begun to drive my, this is a 22-year-old

woman, my boyfriend, who's 33, of six months insane. His words, not mine. He says it's highly inappropriate to carry them everywhere with me. We spent last weekend at his parents' lakehouse, and I provided my own cucumber to snack on. One night before bed, it's unfortunately very funny. Will you guys be providing the cucumbers, or shall I provide my own?

That's me.

One night before bed, I was in my room gnawing on a cucumber when his mother walked in.

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