Crazy TV preachers, mega-churches, nonsense, stuff that has been requested a lot.

And so we're finally going to get to it.

And I had a bunch of really cool articles pulled up about evangelical, megachurch, charismatic,

Pentecostal things being used as fronts.

And then I lost those articles.

So I can't find them.

I don't know where they are. I remember what they said so daft

Googlers can go find everything if they want to later I call this one mega church spectacular or

hairway to heaven hairway to Heaven was a great one.

I'm glad you came up with that.

That was pretty sweet.

I want to know

how you make your hair so big

because I tried to make it big

tonight. I had a curling iron and a hairspray

and it didn't even get near as

you can't. It's like black magic.

I think they have so much hairspr they've used so much gel moose and spray perhaps that has seeped into the skin and in across the blood brain barrier

and the preacher wise have gone insane well because the because the taller their hair gets, the more outrageous it gets,

and the closer to God they get.

No, it's just the bigger their ego gets,

the bigger their hair gets.

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