I'm I'm going to be. I'm not. Hey, ha.

How y'all doing?

Welcome to the weekly roast and toast.

I am Corey Coleman.

Ladies and gentlemen, how are you doing? You can hear him giggling over there. Martin Thomas.

Yes, and man, you are proud to be Cory Coleman.

As well as you should be. You know what? I am. You know, I wish you could be Cory Colman.

So do I.

Yeah, man. It's a good feeling. Yeah, he's got a good life. Yeah, he does. He does. I'm not going to lie. Cory Coleman, everybody. As I have bad. You know, it's also a great to be Martin Thomas. You got that thin cell last one. Get that.

Got the top, the top teeth and the uncle teeth.

Ah, Martin, my nigger.

Oh, people. How ya? Martin Thomas is up in the house.

Martin over there, giggling, and jiggling and wiggling is Billy Brooks for that white one

to the down south.

He'll be in a little bit.

You got this side hustle going on and earn a little bit extra pay.

You know, in these economic times, everybody's got to have something. Oh, man. He had this before hard times. Only hard time was his dick. Starting out the show so nasty. This ain't the N-word, drop a D-word, all that kind. Oh, folks, why we got to do all this? How y'all do? This is the weekly roasting toast. Believe it or not, we act like we got some sense right here. Sometimes. No, that's the weekly roasting toast. Not we don't act like we got no damn sense around here. Not in the first place. Alan, the black slender man that's over there. How you doing, sir? I got to talk about Alan a little bit. Boy, Alan was getting deep tonight. Yeah, it was.

This is the show where we take a movie that you have voted on.

We roasted, put on that grill, make it nice and crispy.

And then at the end, we might, you know, it might still have some flavor.

It might happen. Yeah, it happened sometimes. We might even toast it at the end still have some flavor. It might happen.

Yeah, it happened sometimes.

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