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Double Toasted Podcast

THE WEEKLY ROAST AND TOAST - 05-27-2026

Double Toasted Podcast

Double Toasted

Comedy, Entertainment News, News

4.8893 Ratings

🗓️ 28 May 2026

⏱️ 154 minutes

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Summary

Use code TOASTED at http://Monarch.com/toasted to get your first year of Monarch Core half off at just $50. Today we roast 'Alone In The Dark'. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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need to feel awkward.

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0:09.4

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0:13.4

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0:17.8

you need it.

0:18.9

You're not alone in this.

0:20.4

Visit Medexpress.com.

0:21.8

com.uk slash podcast to learn more. Attention all passengers. The Uber ride for Jeff's rugby team

0:30.2

will depart in five minutes from Platform 15. Your ride comes with six toilets and a refreshment's

0:37.1

carriage that you'll empty within five minutes.

0:40.3

Thank you for booking your tickets on Uber.

0:43.3

Trains on Uber. Uh......a......a...

0:56.0

...a...

0:57.0

...a... See, there you go.

1:16.4

It's the weekly roasting toast.

1:17.7

Tried to tell you.

1:19.0

You didn't listen.

1:21.4

That we caught you off guard.

1:22.8

How are you doing?

1:24.7

I'm not being ready.

1:27.2

Wait, these guys are almost on time yeah yeah you know I sat back a little talk a little trash uh when aren't they on time I'm not going to press that button so typical week the roast toast everybody I am core called Martin Thomas. This is over here got marked up with the patterns. From top to bottom. You're a busy man. Only my clothes. Trying to see how many seizures I can cause. That's why I can't stare at you too long, man. Like trying to swallow my tongue looking at you. No, no, no, no. You might start to see other images in there. Oh, I already caught a boat in the house. I see the circle. Oh, you were busy, but Billy's getting busy. Oh, yeah. With that old white woman down south, y'all. Yeah, Billy's out there doing his thing. You know, he's got his Wednesday gig.

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