THE WEEKLY ROAST AND TOAST - 04-15-2026
Double Toasted Podcast
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🗓️ 16 April 2026
⏱️ 163 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie. |
| 0:04.0 | Wow, wow, wow, second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy! |
| 0:09.0 | Oh God! |
| 0:10.0 | Substitution, courtesy of Paddy Power embarrassing Eddie makes way for Sensible Samuel. |
| 0:15.0 | Cool, that was close. |
| 0:16.0 | You might not always pick the right starter, but your sub can still deliver, |
| 0:19.0 | because with Paddy's Super Sub, your bet rolls over to the player coming on. Paddy Power. Valid on selected leagues and markets only. Pre-match and in-play bets on qualifying player outcome selections only. T's and Cs and exclusions apply. 18 plus scummelaware.commonaware. British gas have this thing. We call it home care. We'll fix all sorts and its unlimited repairs. Expert engineers will solve the upset of boilers not boilering or taps that won't wet. |
| 0:42.8 | Electrics playing tricks or a pipe that's broke. |
| 0:46.1 | We're there for everyone. |
| 0:47.7 | Even blue furry folk. |
| 0:49.6 | Your home won't feel booby-trapped. |
| 0:51.5 | It'll feel just like new. |
| 0:53.5 | British gas taking care of things and looking after you. |
| 0:57.0 | T's and C supply excess options available per repair. Welcome to the weekly roast and toast with I, Corey Coleman, he, Martin, and Billy! |
| 1:33.3 | Not really. |
| 1:35.3 | Billy, not really. |
| 1:37.3 | Billy, not really. |
| 1:38.3 | Billy, not really, blurry Billy, all that good stuff, all the good flavors. |
| 1:43.3 | How y'all doing everybody? Billy is doing this thing, which we will elaborate on a little bit. But for now, you got to deal with us, too, here on the weekend, roasted toast. You're all right with that? I'm fine with it. You're going to be all right, man. I'll be all right. I'm in good hands. With all states. Not deep enough. But nobody can. Yeah,, I know Except the little white girl On the commercial You remember? No, I didn't see that one Oh, you haven't seen that one? Uh-uh. Allstate commercial Where they ask a little white girl They're like, I don't know, some dude had just Crash just car on a tree or something Like a little nine-year-old white girl came up. |
| 2:17.7 | She's like, it's okay because you have all stayed. |
| 2:20.4 | You're like, shit. |
| 2:24.8 | I'm going to hell, aren't? |
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