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Welcome to the weekly roast and toast.

I'm Corey.

This is Martin Thomas going on.

How you doing, man? I thought you'd be tired Oh I was tired Don't get me wrong I was tired This morning I said South by Southwest Nah I'm staying on And you didn't No I did Oh what Yeah What? Yeah I was supposed to see like Two or three movies. I was just like, nah, I ain't filming.

Man, even South by Southwest got to Mr. Mark. South by Southwest? Yes, it did. I didn't think, though. Those words would ever be uttered from your mouth. Hey, man, you know, you get older and then you see so much after a while. You're like, all right. I mean, actually, there were two days.

I took the half day off.

Oh, wow, man.

Look at that.

You got to pace yourself. Man, it's finally growing up. Tell them streets don't get to you. Oh, folks, how y'all doing? Welcome to the weekly roasting toast. That's what it says right there. Look at that. Oh, that's what it says. Yeah. All this time. All these years, man. What do you think is said? The meekly boasted roast. I said, I thought it was the the roastly week. Oh, man, what is this? 14 years later, you finally got it. Oh, folks, well, now that he's figured out, let me tell y'all what this is, so you can figure it out in case you never been here before. This is a show we take a movie. Your choice, movie you vote for. We do it by diplomatic terms around here, unlike America. You know what? We are trying to preserve it right here in this room. So you vote on this movie. We take it, we roast it, which means we just sit back and just laugh at it, just pouring out all the craziness in it. And new nose, man, we might have so much fun by the end up. We might raise a glass and say, we toast you. That's the crazy movie. And celebrate when that happens, because it ain't often. Yeah, yeah, we take those wins while we can. Take those nice giggles

when we can. Oh, folks, it's great to have y'all here. And of course, Billy is still dancing

for that white woman down south. And he's had the week off. Oh, really? Well, when Southby is

happening, South by Southwest, Esther's just does comedy shows with not the follies.

Oh, yeah, that's right.

So Billy does this thing called Esther's Follies,

which is a sketch comedy show here and perform live here in Austin every weekend.

And when Esther's Follies is not going on, he's dancing for Esther, the old woman.

So that's what he's been doing this time.

What if it turns out that's what he's been doing the whole time?

Man, I would not be surprised.

It just turns out the woman's name is Esther.

Oh, hell yeah.

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