THE WEEKLY ROAST AND TOAST - 01-28-2026

Double Toasted Podcast

Double Toasted

Comedy, Entertainment News, News

4.8 • 893 Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2026

⏱️ 143 minutes

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Go to http://monarch.com/toasted and use code TOASTED for 50% off your first year. Today, we roast 'Hurry Up Tomorrow'. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hear that? It's your big McDonald's hunger calling, because the Big Arch is back,
0:04.8	and this time it's here to stay with juicy beef, cheddar cheese and that Big Arch sauce.
0:09.9	Hungry? You are now.
0:11.7	Order delivery on the McDonald's app.
0:15.0	Serve from 11am. Upcharges and fees apply to delivery orders. Subjects availability, price and participation may vary.
0:21.2	300 years of expertise in every twining sleep blend.
0:27.0	100 hours of craft in every cup.
0:31.0	Eight natural ingredients in every sip.
0:34.7	One night of winding down in every drop. Your moment of serenity.
0:41.6	Brought to you by twining sleep. Twinings. Alive in every drop. Welcome to
0:57.0	Ah, ha! Welcome to the weekly roast and toast.
1:17.7	I'm Cory Coleman.
1:19.7	Oh, shit.
1:21.7	Martin the villain is here.
1:23.5	I'm so man in black.
1:25.7	Oh.
1:25.8	Dude, this is blue.
1:27.0	I don't screen. It's not. It's dark blue. It's maybe blue. It's all of it. That in black. Oh. Dude, this is blue. I don't screen as not.
1:28.4	It's dark blue.
1:29.4	It's maybe blue all of it. That's a villainous, sir. That's shady, man. My, my, when I'm wearing the same colors, what you're wearing. I think so. Yeah, I think so. I'm looking right at it. I know you like to think the black and the berry, man. sweet to choose, but not in this case, my friend.
1:45.0	It's nice.
1:45.9	It's nice.
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