THE WEEKLY ROAST AND TOAST - 01-07-2026
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🗓️ 8 January 2026
⏱️ 191 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This episode is brought to you by Shopify. With Shopify, 2026 is the year you make it happen. It gives you the tools to build your dream store, online and in person. Plus with marketing built in, it'll help you reach exactly who you need to. Join the millions who've already made the leap, like Jim Shark and all birds, and ring in the new year with Shopify. |
| 0:23.4 | Sign up for your £1 per month trial at shopify. You know, You know, Thank you. The I see you. |
| 1:37.6 | I see you. |
| 1:39.7 | How you doing? |
| 1:40.5 | Welcome to the weekly roast and toast, everybody. |
| 1:43.8 | I am Cory Coleman over here. Oh, he's into it. |
| 1:48.2 | You can hear him the melodic tones of what Mr. Martin Thomas over here ringing like a bell. |
| 1:56.2 | Bing! Oh, what's going on, everybody? |
| 2:01.3 | How you doing? |
| 2:02.4 | Oh, and look who's here. |
| 2:05.5 | Then it was that white woman down south. |
| 2:08.3 | He's back on it. |
| 2:09.4 | You got too loud. |
| 2:11.1 | No, he heard white moon. |
| 2:12.4 | He ran out. |
| 2:14.1 | Mojo ran out. |
| 2:14.7 | Like, where? |
| 2:16.6 | He ran out of here, man. Well, you know, when the volume gets to a certain level, he's like, I don't need this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mojo's old now. You don't want to deal with nothing to nobody. Yeah, once we start acting a fooling, he's like, I'm out. And did you notice that bad foot got good again? Oh, yeah. No, I noticed the whole time I was rubbing him over here. |
| 2:35.9 | Yeah. His foot is fine. Yeah. Mojo on the good foot. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, Mojo was limping around on one foot. And I was concerned about it until I figured out, like, I, listen, like, I don't know if this is exactly true, but everybody said he's a faker. Oh, yeah. Yeah. |
| 2:50.0 | He just be limping on that one foot all day. |
| 2:52.9 | Oh, whoa, it's me. |
| 2:54.1 | Oh, yeah. Yeah. And he just be limping on that one foot all day. Oh, whoa, it's me. Oh, poor Joe. Oh, crippled Joe. Yeah. And he's as close to getting a crutch walking around, like tiny tim or something. But then when you serve food, when he sees those dogs outside, if he sees a squirrel, boy, that leg just be kicking. |
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