Welcome back to Mama Mystery.

I am your host, Kelly.

And today's episode is a weekly docket where I recap some of the headlines and true

crime from this week.

Before we get started, I want to tell you guys about Brian Coburger and the complaint that

he just made from prison. So I'm not sure how these even came out, but these are like complaint

forms that he wrote by hand. He has the handwriting of a kindergartner, first of all. I put these on

my social media, so you can go see him on Instagram or Facebook but he wrote that he's been getting

sexually harassed while he's there because other inmates are saying that they want to but but fuck him

sorry there's no other way to say that I know like sorry if you have kids around but that's what they said

um and that one of the

inmates said the only ass will be eating is co-burgers. And honestly, I just love this for him.

Um, I think this is only the beginning. And, you know, what a nice appetizer to what he will

hopefully expect for the rest of his days in prison. It's just the constant taunting. I mean,

I love that for him. And I honestly can think of

no better person who deserves this type of treatment and worse. But he writes, like, the juxtaposition

of his handwriting and the way he talks is very interesting because the handwriting is so

scratchy. But he says, as i continue the spi phase i

wish to discuss if i may be transferred to another ag seg setting same as sorry guys this is like

actually really hard same as b block not engaging in any of the recent flooding.

It doesn't even matter.

Like all of his stuff, none of it really makes much sense,

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