The Week In Pubs - 'Rushed Salmon'

The Moon Under Water

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4.8 • 675 Ratings

🗓️ 8 September 2022

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Landlord John and Robin return to discuss their week in pubs: featuring a discussion on perpendicular queueing and the dangers of cooking salmon.

Disclaimer: this episode may cause serious cider cravings.

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0:00.0	Oh, Robin, I've had an absolute nightmare today. Have you had an actual nightmare?
0:22.5	No, well, I wish it was a nightmare.
0:24.7	The bloody barrels turned themselves inside out.
0:28.2	Not again.
0:29.2	Yeah.
0:30.3	And it's such a pain.
0:32.5	I'm no Cooper.
0:33.8	And I'm the first to admit it.
0:35.2	I'm no Cooper.
0:36.7	Yeah.
0:37.2	Why does it keep happening? I'm not first to admit it. I'm no Cooper. Yeah. Why does it keep happening?
0:39.5	I'm not sure.
0:41.3	You can't really communicate directly with the moon underwater,
0:45.2	but you can sort of get a sense of its mood.
0:49.3	Yeah.
0:49.9	And I think it's something to do with the games room we tried to install.
0:56.6	Okay.
0:57.6	If the moon underwater doesn't want a games room, it doesn't want a games room,
1:00.6	or it wants it at its own sweet time.
1:04.0	Yeah.
1:05.6	What happens to everything that's inside the barrel when the barrel turns itself inside out, John?
1:10.8	It's just sort of suspended in the air. So what you have to...
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