The Week In Pubs - ‘Digital Orchards’

The Moon Under Water

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4.8 • 675 Ratings

🗓️ 28 July 2022

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

In the fourth episode of The Weeks In Pubs Landlord John and his most esteemed regular Robin discuss some rather fine cider, the pros and cons of bottled conditioned ale, and a superb poem received in this week's Mist mail.

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0:00.0	I'm Oh, what matins you find us ast here in the moon underwater.
0:38.4	It's I, John Robbins, the landlord.
0:41.0	With you for your pub in weeks, your week in pubs,
0:43.8	and alongside me now, amidst the matins also,
0:47.5	is Robin Allen. Hello, Robin.
0:49.2	Hi, John.
0:50.0	Did you see that the malcontents were in the moon underwater earlier?
0:54.3	Ooh, the malcontents, yeah.
0:56.2	Do you class yourself for one among them?
0:59.2	No, certainly not this bunch of malcontents.
1:02.3	They're a cleaky lot, and you always know they're in
1:05.1	because you hear the sound of huffing and puffing and sighing,
1:08.2	but with no mist on the table.
1:10.4	Oh, no. Yeah, they're malcontented with absolutely
1:14.0	everything. Right. That doesn't sound like the kind of people that we normally have in the moon
1:18.9	underwater. Well, it's interesting you say that because the only reason the malcontents come to the
1:23.8	moon underwater is because the moon underwater always gives you your deepest desires.
1:29.6	It's the only place where they're satisfied. However, the moon under water makes them
1:35.0	malcontented because that's what they desire, Robin. Oh, God. I miss the comfort in being sad,
1:40.6	as Kurt Cobain once sang. Is that where we're going? Yes, to put it another way,
1:45.5	I'm only happy when I'm miserable. But they toddled off and I think went to rent a video to watch.
1:52.8	Yeah, very nice. Return some VHS tapes. Yes, return some VHS tapes because here in the correct realm,
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