Pub. Pub, pub, pub, pub, pub, pub, pub. Yes, here we are. Here we are, singing the theme tune to the pub.

She was always sing that when I enter a pub. Pup, pub, pub, pub. I thought it was going to be

pub man, like a superhero called Pub Man. Oh, Pub Man. What a hero they would be.

My friends and I once came up with, like instead of Robocop, it would be Robe Cop.

Just this cop who's always in his robe.

In his dressing gown?

And his dressing gown, yeah.

Well, it's interesting that you say dressing gown, Robin.

Hello. Because the moon underwater, I don't know how it's done it, but this evening it's got quite a feel of, you know, when you go to a hotel that's got really, really good toilets.

Yeah. Like really nice marble areas.

Towels that are actual towels.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Fully locking solid doors, floor to ceiling separation.

Is it the Princess Louise in Hoban that's got those listed toilets, listed toilets, or the Brie Louise, maybe?

Can't remember.

But just absolutely stunning boggers.

Stunning bogers.

And just really nice taps.

And I think what often happens is that people treat the toilets better when they look that fancy,

whereas people perhaps misbehave a bit more in grottie toilets because they think,

what's one more bit of mess?

Yeah, but that's, yeah, that's weird, isn't it?

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