Dave Gorman - The Calming Goat (Part 1)

The Moon Under Water

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Food, Comedy, Arts, Comedy Interviews

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🗓️ 10 October 2022

⏱️ 43 minutes

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"It's starting to get a bit chilly in the Other Realm, but thankfully the fires at The Moon Under Water can be stoked with thoughts alone. Want the temperature to be raised by 10 degrees? Just think it and it will happen! And it looks like a guest is making their way into the Correct Realm for a bit of warmth and comfort. Yes, it seems that none other than Dave Gorman is about to join us to create his dream pub!

Dave grew up in the midlands before embarking on a life in comedy, and as such he's been able to sample pubs not just up and down the country; but also around the world. And don't be surprised if you spot him in a pub near you very soon, because he's currently touring his brand new show 'Powerpoint To The People'. However, we can't confirm if he'll be describing his dream pub in that, which is EXACTLY why he's been invited to The Moon Under Water.

Want to hear an extended version of this episode (featuring a Patreon-only choice), gain access to our bonus podcast ‘Behind The Cellar Door’ and support the upkeep of the pub? If so, head to moonunderpod.com and sign up to our Patreon!

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0:00.0	That mellow disc of grass that was the cricket ground has gone now.
0:12.0	A football pitch marked out and goalpost stabbed into the square.
0:19.0	The grass grows the boundary mark away, and that glorious oval fades, forgotten by sharp angles,
0:28.5	studs and swearing.
0:32.3	Retreat from the field now with me, its gentle seasons will come again, and the angry angles will fade too.
0:41.9	We will hibernate, waiting in the moon underwater. Oh, Robin, the moon under water's clock is about to chime.
1:26.4	Mm, Not again.
1:27.8	And do you know the sound it makes when it chimes?
1:30.2	It's a cross between a buzz and a bell.
1:34.0	I don't think it is.
1:35.5	I don't know what clock you've been listening to.
1:37.5	Okay, go on.
1:38.2	Let's hear what the chime is.
1:41.1	Oh, right.
1:42.2	Oh, and that signals, I believe, are guest approaching the door, because he is on the pips.
1:50.5	He is punctual, and that's what we like here at the moon underwater.
1:54.9	And in strides, and may I say, with quite a lot of, quite of ornate robes and regalia's on him,
2:03.6	which I think is befitting of his status.
2:06.9	The one and only, Dave Gorman.
2:09.0	Welcome, Dave.
2:10.3	Good evening, gentlemen.
2:11.8	I don't feel like I stride often, but I'll take it.
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