The We Don't Need Hayes Show with Jeff Dunham
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4.8 • 3.7K Ratings
🗓️ 2 November 2015
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
With Hayes gone, Sean explains how he no longer has boundaries and can finally tell all his opinions uninterrupted. Then, guest Jeff Dunham can't make it to the show due to sabotage, so Sean makes do with just his puppets. Finally, The Question Zone makes an appearance and Sean goes through Hayes' secret Earwolf drawer.
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| 0:00.0 | Okay, I can hear this in my headphones. |
| 0:03.8 | I can hear it. |
| 0:04.8 | Okay, so, all right, so hopefully you guys are hearing this too. |
| 0:08.7 | So, all right, so quick way to... |
| 0:11.1 | So, all right, so I'm in the car with Hayes, Davenport. |
| 0:15.8 | You guys know him and we're head to the studio to do the show because it's Saturday. |
| 0:21.4 | And I am just telling him this really interesting fact that a lot of people maybe probably don't |
| 0:26.8 | know which is that Mexican Coke is actually different from American Coke and it tastes so |
| 0:34.6 | good because it's got real sugar. |
| 0:37.8 | And I'm just telling Hayes that like anyone would to be nice because maybe then he can |
| 0:42.8 | use that fact at a party or something and he just goes... |
| 0:46.9 | All of a sudden he goes into the way that he does. |
| 0:49.0 | He goes, Sean, your man's explaining again. |
| 0:54.6 | You know how he says that? |
| 0:57.0 | And I'm like, no, actually I'm just telling you an interesting fact. |
| 1:01.5 | And he goes, Sean, even the way you said you're telling me an interesting fact is your |
| 1:06.5 | man's explaining to me and I go, oh yeah Hayes, well let me man's explain this in a way |
| 1:11.9 | your little pea brain can understand. |
| 1:16.2 | You say that word to me again and I'm going to tell the guy who's driving a pullover |
| 1:21.8 | and you can walk to the studio. |
| 1:25.2 | So then Hayes goes like, what word? |
| 1:28.3 | And I go, you know what word and you better not say it Hayes and he goes, no I really don't |
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